Premise Logic:

Rodney Dangerfield makes a lot of jokes where the premise is that the husband and wife are not  having sex.
So the steps are:

1) Find a line where the expectation is that the couple is having sex from what they are saying. You can do this using Google.
2) Apply the premise that they’re not having sex  and use associations to come up with a different activity
3)Create the punchline with new unexpected meaning.

Here are ten new “Rodney Dangerfield” type jokes created in one hour using this new Unified Comedy Theory AI technology.

1) Last night my wife said “Harder.”
I said you already cleaned out all vodka, gin, rum, & tequila. Have a Ginger Ale for Christ Sakes.

2) Last nigh my wife said, “You made me so wet.”
I said give me a break, It’s the first time I install a sprinkler. I’m not an engineer.

3) My wife said “I love it when you play with my p*ssy.”
She was on the phone talking to her vetenarian.

4) Last night in the bedroom my wife said, “My whole body is shaking.”
I said, “Turn off the vibration platform machine and go to bed honey”

5) My wife said “Treat me like your toy.”
So I threw her in an old box and put her in the attic.

6) Last night my wife said “You were made to be inside me.”
She was talking to her gynocologist on the phone.

7)Last in the bedroom my wife said “I love the way you fill me up.”
I had just taken her to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

8) Last night my wife said, “I can’t control myself when we’re together.”
I said, you have Tourette’s Syndrome, you cant control yourself with anybody.

9)My wife said, “F*ck me now.”
So I stole her credit card and ran up a five thousand dollar bill.

10)Last night my wife said “Nothing makes me horny like you do.”
She was talking to a box of chocolates.